Boys Gone Wild

This week the boys discuss their day of highfalutin culture. Is chopping your boyfriend’s penis off for cheating justified? The sycamore gap story has yet another twist… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andrew’s gripes return with a firm stance on double-barrelled names, the boys marvel at a breast fondling soothsayer and we put Andrew’s financial crime expertise to use by investigating some recent petty crimes from across the nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Go to refundclub.co.uk/bgw and check if you've been missold finance and get money back that you are owed! The boys consider how they’d survive working in a kitchen, discuss the merits of eating like a dog, the boys have returned to their Sussex roots for a big fat 30th birthday and Charlie has a formative experience jumping out of a plane. Refund Club is a trading style of Sandsford Law Limited, authorised and regulated by the Solicitors Regulation Authority (SRA no. 8008114). Checking is free. A fee is payable only if your claim is successful. Eligibility: car finance taken out in the UK between 2007 and 2021. The average claim is around £829 per agreement; this is an average and not a guarantee of the amount you will receive. You can also claim yourself for free by contacting your lender or the Financial Ombudsman Service. refundclub.co.uk/bgw Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Go to refundclub.co.uk/bgw and check if you've been missold finance and get money back that you are owed! As usual the boys discuss their opinions on lunch, a lady has lost her mind attempting to do a national anthem and James Dyson is at it again by undermining his own potential. Refund Club is a trading style of Sandsford Law Limited, authorised and regulated by the Solicitors Regulation Authority (SRA no. 8008114). Checking is free. A fee is payable only if your claim is successful. Eligibility: car finance taken out in the UK between 2007 and 2021. The average claim is around £829 per agreement; this is an average and not a guarantee of the amount you will receive. You can also claim yourself for free by contacting your lender or the Financial Ombudsman Service. refundclub.co.uk/bgw Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andrew has angered Barry from the Cilit Bang adverts and hasn’t been able to leave the house for four days. And in the news: a murdering guru gets his feet touched on a conveyor belt and koi fishes are being fucked to death. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Andrew goes Go Karting for his special day, we discuss the landmark case of Bullock Vs The Environment, and we marvel at some of the most dedicated men in India - Pond Boy, Standing up Man, and Hands in the Air Fella. Go on holiday but don't get stung with data costs - get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans. Use code boysgonewild at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/boysgonewild Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andrew’s birthday is coming up and he’s preparing to learn some magic, we discuss the Chinese Dwarf Theme Park as well as a Shaolin Monk retreat for lost men - and we consider the world of Star Signs. Go on holiday but don't get stung with data costs - get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans. Use code boysgonewild at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/boysgonewild Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Our studio has been raided by the police as we learn who used it before us, Charlie has started reading but doesn’t believe in bookmarks, Andrew has a run in with train derailments - and we redesign our own trains to deal with the adverse weather. We round the week off with a news story on which UK town is purchasing the biggest sex toys. Go on holiday but don't get stung with data costs - get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans. Use code boysgonewild at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/boysgonewild Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys are reunited as Charlie returns from holiday - we discuss RFK's new food pyramid proposal, as well as checking in with Andrew’s boring lookalike/namesake ‘Andrew Kigel’ who looks to bring sexy robots into the classroom. In other important news, we check in with the Fury’s and learn how Father John approaches toilet life. Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Horatio and Andrew check in to discuss 'The Odyssey' release. In world news, a monkey has been found on a London bus and a man has got stuck in a portaloo. We round off the week with a deep dive into the life of South Korea’s ‘Mr. Toilet’. Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andrew and Horatio have discovered a brand new sex-centric office space in Dalston. Not too far down the road, in Hackney, there's been a suspected case of goat sacrifice. The boys also invent their own million-pound idea: A brave twist on fine dining. Find out the real history behind that car you've got your eye on - visit https://www.carvertical.com/boysgonewild or use code boysgonewild for 20% off your first purchase. Go on holiday but don't get stung with data costs - get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans. Use code boysgonewild at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/boysgonewild Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In today's BGW, Andrew capsizes off a boat whilst rescuing a bird. Horatio has been having some weird dreams and we create our own World Cup Half Time Show. Go on holiday but don't get stung with data costs - get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans. Use code boysgonewild at checkout. Download the Saily app or go to https://saily.com/boysgonewild Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys share their thoughts on the World Cup and Wimbledon, Taylor Swift has hired out MSG for her wedding to Trav, and in world news - a man has set fire to his knob. Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

HORATIO IS ENGAGED!!! We discuss how he went about the big day, as well as an update from his dad’s own recent wedding. In world news, England are about to win the World Cup and Andrew has a dangerous doppelgänger. Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andrew is house hunting, the boys give their take on a life insurance scam gone wrong and we bear some awful crocodile news. This episode is sponsored by CarVertical - go to https://www.carvertical.com/boysgonewild and enter code BOYSGONEWILD at checkout to get 20% off Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Horatio updates us on his trip to Butlins. Andrew has finished his Samurai game and in world news, we discuss England’s chances of winning the World Cup. A cop has also made a poo sandwich. This episode is sponsored by CarVertical - go to https://www.carvertical.com/boysgonewild and enter code BOYSGONEWILD at checkout to get 20% off Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In important news, Andrew has started Lime-biking and Horatio has an upcoming stag do at Butlin’s Bognor Regis. The boys also discuss their feelings about this year's World Cup, a very greedy sperm donor and robots kicking children in the face. Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys reflect on their recent Live Show in Leicester Square, Horatio shares a harrowing tale which leads to another harrowing tale, KSI has tragically left the Sidemen - and 16 cats have mystically died in the same place. Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Live Show TICKETS: https://www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/boys-gone-wild-podcast-live/ Andrew and Horatio go through their old school yearbook entries and Andrew wants to explore a career in Go Karts. In world news, there’s been a suspected case of embryo theft and the boys discuss their views on evolution/IVF. Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

June 4th BGW LIVE show at Leicester Square Theatre. Tickets and info here: https://www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/boys-gone-wild-podcast-live/ Andrew has another terrible Bank Holiday Monday and is not being invited to weddings, Horatio celebrates Arsenal’s historic title win and we propose a theory on bladders. Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We open this week with an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT that on June 4th we are doing a LIVE show at Leicester Square Theatre. Tickets and info here: https://www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/boys-gone-wild-podcast-live/ Andrew then updates us on the games he’s been playing followed by our song entry for Eurovision, reaction to ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’, and Benedict Cumberbatch has been fighting in the street. In other world news, Japan have replaced an unconscious mayor and we unveil our plan for the re-invention of Bognor Regis. Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys get straight into diagnosing Andrew with Autism. We also spotlight a man has who has pulled a car using his genitals whilst on fire (for charity) and another who has been caught making love to a bin. Strap in for this one. Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In this week's episode, Charlie leaves after 10 minutes to play cricket. Horatio and Andrew remain to make their own sitcom inspired by How I Met Your Mother and are perplexed by the most confusing poster of all time at Horatio’s office. To round things off, the boys invent their own beer. Edited by Leo GoottProduced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Horatio and Andrew have been to the continent. We take a deep dive on bio cars, RFK’s strange past and get the latest on the I’m A Celeb beef fallout. Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andrew is feeling sick after his adult sleepover, Matt is back in the studio, and he's learning how to salsa in order to find a partner. Asylum seekers have also found an LGBTQ loophole and we discuss our likely response to a school 'incident'. Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Horatio and Andrew discuss the making of their brand new sketch show as well as creating some of their own Gen Z memes from scratch. The boys also discuss a baptism gone badly wrong and the cancellation of Wireless Festival. Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Horatio and Andrew attempt to secure an investment into their sketch comedy whilst gaining their father’s approval. Written & Directed byHoratio Gould & Andrew KirwanProducer and Director of Photography Pete WellsCastMr Gould: Jeff InnocentMr Kirwan: Peter WaySoldiers - Ed Night and Paddy YoungSecretary, Double Mop Woman and Girlfriend - Bebe CaveSofa Man - Huge DaviesOffice Whip - Matt CowleyMums - Farida Haddad, Elizabeth AnninaBodybuilders - Beefy, Derek GuoOffice Extras - Paul Delaney, Milo Latham, Andrew Williams, Lucia Gould.Business Clients - Rick Kiesweter, Carrie Au, Jin Cai, Sarah OhClubers - Editor - Jim PageEdit Assistant - Niall SimpsonGrade - Nathaniel SkeelVFX - Pete WellsMinotaur Sequence - Sam CampbellCamera Assistant - Jonathan MooreProduction Design and Props - Rosie ProudfootOld Man Casting Director - Charlie MilnerRunner - Ollie MacKenzieAdditional MaterialPaddy Young and Ed NightThanks toThe Victoria Pub, Mile End and Danny SimpsonMad World Costume Hire, Peter Gouldand Crixus…

A bank holiday recording in which the boys discuss their upcoming brand new Sketch Show. We also cover Trump’s explosive tweet over the weekend, Harry Clark meeting the Pope, and our favourite video games. We round off with a heated discussion on bodily grooming. Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andrew has his annual Big Golf Day, a quadruple amputee US Cornballer is going away for murder, Horatio celebrates his birthday - and we discuss the merits of plastic surgery. Edited by Leo Goott Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys are BACK in the studio after their trip to France. They discuss the launch of SNL UK, Alexa turning evil and Louis Theroux’s Manosphere Doc. Edited by LRG StudiosProduced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys are together for a special edition recorded in the mountains of La Clusaz. They discuss their trip, a British man who has turned blue, and they ideate a skiing film from scratch, set in the French Alps. Edited by LRG Studios Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys are reunited as Charlie rejoins the studio after a brief hold-up in Australia. They discuss Charlie's birthday party, the announcement of a new Ayatollah in Iran, and Meta Glasses finding themselves in hot water. Edited by LRG Studios Produced by Charlie Milner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys discuss Andrew’s trip to Morocco, Horatio educates Andrew on the language of the youth, and they have a moment contemplating a monkey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys discuss an appropriate punishment for Prince Andrew, the unfortunate incident at the BAFTAs, the fattest man of Leicester, and say goodbye to the Winter Olympics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys have moved studios and discuss whether we’re perpetually in simpler times. Andrew gives an update on the Winter Olympics, a prolific train masturbator reoffends within two weeks of release, and they plan a Vantage Point remake based on Horatio’s jury duty experience.Produced by Charlie MilnerEdited by LRG Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There have been developments in the 2026 Winter Olympics ‘Penisgate’ Scandal, a Frenchman is in hospital with a WW1 bomb stuck inside his rectum and we get the latest on the Epstein files. Produced by Charlie Milner Edited by LRG Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andrew has a disastrous escape to the country, we watch a lip sync'd AI translated Bangla version of our own clip and we check in on the Loch Ness monster. Produced by Charlie Milner Edited by LRG Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Horatio is denied entry at a cinema, Andrew is having a digital detox and we go after the Sincerity Industrial Complex of faux-vulnerable Insta softbois. Produced by Charlie Milner Edited by LRG Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys discuss the guy who’s been caught faking a brain injury after causing a car crash, the sport of ski jumping has been rocked by ‘penis gate’ and there’s been a Stephen Hawking parade in Spain. Produced by Charlie Milner Edited by LRG Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys get the latest on the downfall of Gino D'Acampo, revisit the fake Remembrance Sunday admiral, Brigitte Macron is being cyberbullied again - and we discuss a man who only ate pizza for 25 years. Produced by Charlie Milner Edited by LRG Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We discuss our New Year's resolutions and whether we've lost our sense of community, as well as our NYE recap and delivery driver etiquette. Our third setting in 3 weeks. Back to normal next week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

In a makeshift episode edited badly by Horatio we unpack christmas over Zoom. We will be back to regular episodes next week. Thanks for all the love in 2025! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Merry christmas to all our listeners. Shorter boxing day episode as Andrew reviews The Polar Express, we discuss the life of a sperm donor, and we look back at 2025. Produced by Charlie Milner Edited by LRG Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We discuss the murders of Rob and Michele Reiner, what we’d do if we won the lottery, Andrew feels insecure during his hotel getaway and Charlie incriminates himself in multiple ways. Produced by Charlie Milner Edited by LRG Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andrew had some trouble at a concert this week, whilst Horatio heads to the casino. We also further our commitment to making a better song than Olly Murs... Produced by Charlie Milner Edited by LRG Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Andrew celebrates our 300th episode by quitting his job. We also discuss Olly Murs’ geezer music rebrand, prepare for our big lunch with Gary Lineker and answer your burning questions. Produced by Charlie Milner Edited by LRG Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We catch up with Kevin Spacey in Cyprus, Andrew's being haunted by a little boy and we compare/contrast leading 'words of the year' for 2025. Produced by Charlie Milner Edited by LRG Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys take a look at the mad inner workings of the Rubiales family, Kim K drops the bar and a fake Admiral has stolen some Remembrance Sunday Valour. Produced by Charlie Milner Edited by LRG Studios Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices