Distractible

Now featuring even more beans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "The Mirror of Harry Aalders" by Ronan Clarke. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob and Wade rope Mark into in their poképroblem. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Copper Point" by Chelsea Herzog. Trigger Warnings: Animal Death, Death, Forced Captivity, Gaslighting, Gore, Mental Illness, Physical Abuse, Self-Harm/Suicide, Stalking, Victim Blaming, Violence, Cult and/or Religious Abuse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For one night only (again), Bob returns to perform a one man show directed by Mark and Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "These Hallows And Rivers" by Violet J. Williams. Trigger Warnings: Physical Abuse, Violence Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I like my Distractible episodes seared in a cast iron skillet until it gets crispy golden edges on all sides. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Saving Grace" by Blake Bowen. Trigger Warnings: Death, Forced Captivity, Gaslighting, Gore, Medical Torture/Abuse, Medical Procedures, Torture, Victim Blaming, and Violence. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys search for a happy ending to the sad times we're living in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark and Wade play mind games with each other while Bob watches. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Now that Mark has landed himself in jail, only the latest in gaming and insect technology can break him out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob + Jeopardy = No Secret Twists Whatsoever Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark hosts a game that just makes sense. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob hosts a game built on lies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ask not what you can do for your cousin, but what you and your cousin can do for "The Shepherd." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He's bald. He's Wade. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys make up for lost small talk and discuss the highs and lows of this year so far. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Detectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This game about firsts is making me firsty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bald Bombs Away! Everyone take cover right- wait a minute... are you the guy from Distractible? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How well do Bald and Dad know Short? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to "Mark's Sponsorship Dreams Gets Crushed Yet Again" Simulator. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys have a heart to heart, bald to Bob, and Go to Pro conversation about their personal struggles with feeling burnout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hear ye, hear ye! The council of three declare new laws for thee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No perfectest crime? Well hey, everyone makes mistakes. Support A Real Good Future at realgoodai.org/donate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Quick, get flat! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob and Wade make everything terrible for Mark. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dear Penthouse Forum, I can't believe it happened to him. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anything is on the table when the horny penguins and metal pipes come out to play. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob decides to raise Mark and Wade's blood pressure, to test their already fragile health. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do book fairs, dentists, and summer camp have in common? Well, the bible says... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What happened to Mark at the Oscars, and what's that under Bob's shoe? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob brings back a classic Distractible game, dicier than ever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WARNING: For today only, avoid recording ADR, baking bread, solving math equations, and watching movies starring Will Smith. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob tries to make sense of Mark and Wade's senses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PUT THIS COMPILATION IN GUAM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If this compilation proves anything, it's that the Curse Of The Drowned Man is still alive well (despite what certain Bald-Face liars may want to believe.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

E-I-E-I-Oh boy! It's a bountiful harvest in the Distractible Vault tonight, with a collection of Mark's updates on ol' bessy herself: The Render Farm! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Professor Wade "Bald" Barnes quizzes students Mark and Bob on their knowledge of the alphabet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob and Wade go into the field to bring the hottest, slipperiest, and trippiest scoops to you. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't look now, but that just might be a spooky new compilation staring back at you in the dark... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No need adjust your computer settings, this compilation features some the most memorable moments where things went wrong in all the right ways. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's baby fever floating around The Distractible Vault as we share some highlights from the last few years of Bob raising his son, James. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who's that peeping back at you through your telescope? Is it Mupiter? The Death Star Boob? One can only wonder... Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Valid on restaurant orders only. Learn more at ⁠bit.ly/GHEatTheFees⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't your worry your precious head, just relax and let the good doctors do their jobs. *Gun Gary walks in* Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The three angy boys discuss what turns each of them into grumpy-wumpy-wumpersons. Get set up quick and connect to their fast speeds. Watch Video Now: https://spotify.link/distractible Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices