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What does it take to wire a nation? One man's father started as a caddie carrying someone else's golf clubs. That man went on to put Google on African soil, became Kenya's tech minister, and has now moved $11 billion into the pockets of people banks forgot about. This is the story of Joe Mucheru — the invisible architect behind the internet you're using right now. He pitched Google to buy WhatsApp before Facebook did (they didn't — and publicly apologised). He mapped a continent that showed a highway running through State House. He smoked out 400,000 ghost children and 5,000 ghost police from the government payroll. And he's now building a savannah golf course in Chaka with his father's name on the gate. This is a conversation about infrastructure, legacy, and the stubborn belief that Africa deserves a seat at the table it built. Credits: Gab Master (AKA The Host) - Carol Musyoka Ball Juggler (AKA The Producer) - Kui Njoroge Assistant Ball Juggler (AKA The Assistant Producer) - Zawadi Njeru Whip Cracker (AKA…
What does it take to wire a nation? One man's father started as a caddie carrying someone else's golf clubs. That man went on to put Google on African soil, became Kenya's tech minister, and has now moved $11 billion into the pockets of people banks forgot about. This is the story of Joe Mucheru — the invisible architect behind the internet you're using right now. He pitched Google to buy WhatsApp before Facebook did (they didn't — and publicly apologised). He mapped a continent that showed a highway running through State House. He smoked out 400,000 ghost children and 5,000 ghost police from the government payroll. And he's now building a savannah golf course in Chaka with his father's name on the gate. This is a conversation about infrastructure, legacy, and the stubborn belief that Africa deserves a seat at the table it built. Credits: Gab Master (AKA The Host) - Carol Musyoka Ball Juggler (AKA The Producer) - Kui Njoroge Assistant Ball Juggler (AKA The Assistant Producer) - Zawadi Njeru Whip Cracker (AKA…
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